Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them.
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A man bursts into his house and yells, “Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!”
She says, “Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?”
He replies, “I don’t care … Just get the hell out!”
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COJACK (BALD MAN) HAD TWO FLIES ON HIS HEAD. WHAT
DO YOU THINK THE TWO FLIES SAID?
Answer: DARN NO HIDING PLACES!
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The family has gathered in the lawyer’s office for the reading of Jack’s Last Will and Testament. “To my dear wife, Esther, I leave our house, all our land, and $1 million. To my son, Barry, I leave my Lexus, the Jaguar, and $500,000. And to my brother-in-law, Jeff, who always insisted to me that health is better than wealth, I leave my exercise equipment!”
