Jokes

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won’t stop to ask directions.

July 4, 2017 by Love Doctor Jokes 0

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

July 4, 2017 by Love Doctor Jokes 0

There are no winners in life…only survivors.

July 4, 2017 by Love Doctor Jokes 0

What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

Another lawyer.

July 4, 2017 by Love Doctor Jokes 0

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

July 4, 2017 by Love Doctor Jokes 0