15 Feb Slap Day

You asked me to become your valentine
during valentine’s week…
I was busy with my valentine,
but here is an answer to your proposal.
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A Slap…
Happy Slap Day !!

This is the best excuse for if you slap someone in the face,
just say ‘I didn’t slap him, I high five his face’
Happy Slap Day !!

I Love your smile
your face and your eyes,
Damn I’m good at telling lies!
Happy Slap Day !!

I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.
–Max von Sydow
!!Happy Slap day!!

Yesterday someone asked me
how to handle unwanted proposal during valentine’s week.
I suggested A Slap is the best choice.
Either verbal or physical…
Happy Slap Day !!