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Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.

August 11, 2017 by Love Doctor Question & Answer SMS 0

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Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.

August 9, 2017 by Love Doctor Question & Answer SMS 0

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Q: What are a married man’s two greatest assets?
A: A closed mouth and an open wallet.

August 5, 2017 by Love Doctor Question & Answer SMS 0

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Q: What is love?
A: The delusion that one woman differs from another.

July 27, 2017 by Love Doctor Question & Answer SMS 0

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Q: If marriage is grand what is divorce?
A: Ten grand!

July 26, 2017 by Love Doctor Question & Answer SMS 0