Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Q: Why did your wife cross the road?
A: Who cares – what was she doing out of the kitchen anyway?
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals”.
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Q: Why do women wear white on their wedding day?
A: So they will match the stove and fridge!
