You can never lose a homing pigeon – if your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you’ve lost is a pigeon.
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You can never lose a homing pigeon – if your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you’ve lost is a pigeon.
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself “This changes everything.”
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
This crazy guy walks into a restaurant and tells the waiter, “Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. Lemme get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove. And while you’re at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove.” The waiter took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the man, “The cook said you can kiss his ass, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the groove.”