Funny SMS

I saw a sign that said “watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”

A day without sunshine is like night.

A teacher asked, “Johnny, can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives?” Little Johnny responded, “Drin-king, smo-king, and f*c-king.”

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?”

I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.