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I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.


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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?


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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.


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Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.


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People say I’m condescending. That means I talk down to people.


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