I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two …
People say I’m condescending. That means I talk down to people.