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I’ve spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer, but no one will do it

March 11, 2017 by Love Doctor Funny SMS 0

People used to laugh at me when I would say “I want to be a comedian”, well nobody’s laughing now.

March 9, 2017 by Love Doctor Funny SMS 0

Q: What is Mozart doing right now?
A: Decomposing.

March 7, 2017 by Love Doctor Funny SMS 0

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.

March 3, 2017 by Love Doctor Funny SMS 0

Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: “Use the fork, Luke.”

March 2, 2017 by Love Doctor Funny SMS 0