Funny SMS

I’ve spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer, but no one will do it

People used to laugh at me when I would say “I want to be a comedian”, well nobody’s laughing now.

Q: What is Mozart doing right now?
A: Decomposing.

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.

Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: “Use the fork, Luke.”