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I’ve spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer, but no one will do it
I’ve spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer, but no one will do it
People used to laugh at me when I would say “I want to be a comedian”, well nobody’s laughing now.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: “Use the fork, Luke.”