Instead of “the John,” I call my toilet “the Jim.” That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing …
Category: Funny SMS
Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall? So he could see her crack!
Support bacteria. They’re the only culture most people have.
I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.