Category: Special Messages

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back …

Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? A: Because it had more cents.

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Q: What is love? A: The delusion that one woman differs from another.