Special Messages

Question & Answer SMS

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.

Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.

Q: What are a married man’s two greatest assets?
A: A closed mouth and an open wallet.

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GOOD NIGHT.
Sweet dreams….”

Q: What is love?
A: The delusion that one woman differs from another.