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Q: How do you know Nadya Suleman’s (Octo-Mom) getting pretty desperate for money?
A: Four of her kids are already working for Nike!
Special Messages
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Q: What’s the difference between a woman and a coffin?
A: You come in one and go in the other.
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Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.
