Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Special Messages
Ascii Messages
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I m sending
this guitar 2 play
a song 4 u to have a
lOvely & melodious NIGHT.
Question & Answer SMS
At night if mosquito bites, what should we do?
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Just scratch n sleep again..
We r not Rajanikanth to make the mosquito say sorry!
Question & Answer SMS
Q: Why did the man think he saw a ghost on Halloween?
A: A kid dressed up as a 401 (K)
