Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a husband watching Monday Night Football?
A: The sofa doesn’t keep asking for beer.
Special Messages
Question & Answer SMS
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Question & Answer SMS
Q: Why did your wife cross the road?
A: Who cares – what was she doing out of the kitchen anyway?
