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Q: What does the woman who just got out of an abusive relationship do?
A: It better be the damn dishes!
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Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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Q: How do you hide money from a hippie?
A: Put it under the soap.
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Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
A: “I’m not peeling well.”
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Q: What’s the first thing your wife does after coming out of the abuse shelter?
A: Cook dinner if she knows what’s good for her.
