Q: What does the woman who just got out of an abusive relationship do?
A: It better be the damn dishes!
Special Messages
Question & Answer SMS
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Question & Answer SMS
Q: What’s the first thing your wife does after coming out of the abuse shelter?
A: Cook dinner if she knows what’s good for her.
