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Q: What do you find in between the couch?
A: M&M’s and fifty cent


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Q: Why shouldn’t you lend a anthropologist money?
A: They consider a million years ago to be Recent.


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Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
A: Fingernails.


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Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A: She knows she’s given her last blow job.


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Q: What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
A: “Get off me, homes!”


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