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An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”


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Psychiatrist: “What’s your problem?”

Patient: “I think I’m a chicken.”

Psychiatrist: “How long has this been going on?”

Patient: “Ever since I was an egg!”


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If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.


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Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.


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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


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