Funny Messages

An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”

Psychiatrist: “What’s your problem?”

Patient: “I think I’m a chicken.”

Psychiatrist: “How long has this been going on?”

Patient: “Ever since I was an egg!”

If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.

Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.