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Sarah and Simon were arguing over the breakfast table.
“You’re so stupid,” said Simon.
“That’s enough” said their dad, “Simon, say sorry to Sarah.
Simon replied “I’m sorry you’re so stupid!”.


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Jokes



What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Answer: No eye deer!


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Jokes



Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.


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There is a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ”Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there is a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” Herman says, ”I know, but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!”


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Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?

Yes, your bladder.


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