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Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. “I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said Betty.

“Bet you $10 he won’t,” replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.

“I can’t take your money,” said Betty. “I cheated you. The same story was on the five o’clock news.”

“No, no. Take it,” said Amber. “I saw the five o’clock news too. I just didn’t think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!”


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Jokes



A day without smiling is a day wasted.


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Wife Vs Husband



Q: How does your husband show he’s planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.


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Rajinikanth SMS



Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.


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Wife Vs Husband



Q: What does your husband consider a seven-course meal?
A: A pizza and a six pack.


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