Funny Messages

Jokes



Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


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Cool SMS



You May Not Be Perfect in Many Things,
But
Many Things Cannot Be Perfect Without YOU.
Stay Special In Ur Own Little ways.
Have a great day


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Jokes



How do you know that the driver driving toward you is a physicist?

He has a red sticker on his bumper, saying: “If this sticker is blue, you are driving too fast.”


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Wife Vs Husband



From his death bed

The husband called his wife and said, “One month after I die I want you to marry Samy.”
“Samy! But he is your enemy !”
“Yes, I know that ! I’ve suffered all these years so let him suffer now.”


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Jokes



What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.


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