Wife Vs Husband

Wife Vs Husband

Wife Vs Husband



Q: Why doesn’t it matter how often a married man changes his job?
A: He still ends up with the same boss.


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Wife Vs Husband



Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None, it should be opened when your wife brings it to you.


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Wife Vs Husband



Q: How does your husband show he’s planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.


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Wife Vs Husband



Q: What does your husband consider a seven-course meal?
A: A pizza and a six pack.


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Wife Vs Husband



A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”


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