Wife Vs Husband

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud’nt control his curiosity n asked “Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?” She replied ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. SO…

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The shopkeeper smiles and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card.
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.

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Wife: How many women have you slept with?
Husband: Only you, Darling… with all the others I was awake….

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I got one for ya.

A man goes to the doctors and says my wife and i arent getting any pleasure out of sex anymore. the doctor asks… how old are you?
He replies 82. 82! and how old is your wife? he replies 79.
79! the doctor says startled. and asks when did you realise that you werent getting any pleasure anymore.
and the old man replies… twice last night and once again this morning!

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From his death bed

The husband called his wife and said, “One month after I die I want you to marry Samy.”
“Samy! But he is your enemy !”
“Yes, I know that ! I’ve suffered all these years so let him suffer now.”

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Women live a better, longer & peaceful life…!!
Why? Very simple.
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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