I got one for ya.
A man goes to the doctors and says my wife and i arent getting any pleasure out of sex anymore. the doctor asks… how old are you?
He replies 82. 82! and how old is your wife? he replies 79.
79! the doctor says startled. and asks when did you realise that you werent getting any pleasure anymore.
and the old man replies… twice last night and once again this morning!
