A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby’s father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
Wife Vs Husband
Wife Vs Husband
Wife: “Go to hell.”
Husband: “I’m sorry, I can’t go to hell. They kicked my ass out. I was caught selling ice.”
Wife Vs Husband
Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It’s Bangalore vs Mumbai.
Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.
Wife: Eh! That’s easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*
Wife: *Turns it on again and starts watching Sarswati Chand*
Husband: Who is Sarswati Chand here?
Wife: Don’t you dare to disturb me.
Wife Vs Husband
Dad, I was away for a week.
Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I’d be home that night, and
when I got into my room I found my wife in another man’s arms. ” Why, Dad ? Tell me why!”
Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, “Maybe, Son, she didn’t get the fax.”
Wife Vs Husband
Be the wife his ex girlfriend will hate, his mom will love, and that he will never forget.
