One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”
“It depends,” She replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”
He yelled back, “University of Oklahoma.”
Q: Why does your wife have smaller feet than you?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Q: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
A: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
All married men say
After many years of marriage
Our marriage is based on
Trust & Understanding
She doesn’t Trust me &
i can’t Understand her
But life goes on!
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