Husband to wife: Honey, how come every time we fight…you never yelled back at me nor lost your temper? instead, you go to the bathroom and stay there for long…what do you do there anyway?
Wife: I clean the toilet with your toothbrush!!!
Wife Vs Husband
Wife Vs Husband
Husband: To pretty girl in Bazar:
I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while?
Girl:Why?
Man: Because whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!
Wife Vs Husband
How do these people seek a wife?
PILOT
Wife required to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!!!
BANKER
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
ACCOUNTANT
Required a girl – 5’8′ & 36′ 24′ 36′ with a good head for figures. She must be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible. She should profit from a nice personality and be a credit to her family.
DRUNKER
Wanted a girl. Girl’s father should preferably have a drinks factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come round. Friends come round only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample should be ample.
MINICAB DRIVER
Hello! Hello! number 9 calling. This is number 9 I’m calling from base, erm a wife is needed for pick me up. Driving license not necessary, but map reading skills are a bonus.
Wife Vs Husband
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.”
The woman replies, “I’ll miss you…”
