Q: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A wife that won’t do what she’s told.
Wife Vs Husband
Wife Vs Husband
Husband: You know it’s a proven fact that women talk twice as much as men!
Wife: That’s because we have to repeat everything we tell our husbands!
Husband: What?
Wife Vs Husband
Q: Why didn’t the man report his stolen credit card?
A: The thief was spending less than his wife.
Wife Vs Husband
Q: How do you get your husband to stop biting his nails?
A: Make him wear shoes.
