Wife: I want to end up our relationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me..
Husband: What a joke? Okay then, let’s start with Kisses!
Wife: I want to end up our relationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me..
Husband: What a joke? Okay then, let’s start with Kisses!
A white couple gets a black child.
Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!
At the cocktail party
One woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? “
The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”
Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book “How to Cook”!!
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.