Q: What do you do with a husband who thinks he’s God’s gift to women?
A: Exchange him.
Wife Vs Husband
Wife Vs Husband
Wife: There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.
Husband: (smirks)
Wife: Would you swap me for a season ticket?
Husband: Absolutely not,” Wife: “How Sweet!
Husband: The season’s more than half over!
Wife Vs Husband
True bravery is 2 arrive home…..fully drunk……a latenight out…..& wife waiting with a broomstick and u ask: Hey are u still cleaning the home?
Wife Vs Husband
Q: A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
A: The man, he shouldn’t be driving in the kitchen.
