Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It’s Bangalore vs Mumbai.
Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.
Wife: Eh! That’s easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*
Wife: *Turns it on again and starts watching Sarswati Chand*
Husband: Who is Sarswati Chand here?
Wife: Don’t you dare to disturb me.