Q: What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
A: One’s a phony buck.
Special Messages
Question & Answer SMS
Q: How did Bernie Madoff get the idea for a ponzi scheme (where you use the money of new investors to pay off the older investors.)
A: Social Security!
Question & Answer SMS
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a Leprechaun?
A: They’re always a little short.
