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Special Messages

Question & Answer SMS


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Q: What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
A: One’s a phony buck.


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Question & Answer SMS


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Q: How did Bernie Madoff get the idea for a ponzi scheme (where you use the money of new investors to pay off the older investors.)
A: Social Security!


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Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent!


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Q: Why did God make women?
A: You think he’s gonna wash the dishes?


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Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a Leprechaun?
A: They’re always a little short.


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