Q: What do you call a wife with an opinion? A: Wrong.
Category: Special Messages
Q. Why do wives talk so much? A. Because they have two sets of lips.
Q: When does it rain money? A: When there is “change” in the weather.
Q: What’s the difference between a husband and E.T.? A: E.T. phones home.
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop.