Q: If marriage is grand what is divorce?
A: Ten grand!
Q: What do a good employee and a husband have in common?
A: They’re always coming early.
Q: Why doesn’t Smokey the Bear have any kids?
A: Everytime his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
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