Funny SMS

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body,
he was asked wat he was doing & he answered – waiting 4 autumn.

Say what you want about deaf people…

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person 2 flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

Q: If you go into the toilet American and you come out of the toilet American, what are you while you’re on the toilet?
A: European.