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Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


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My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.


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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.


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Two Irishmen friends are drinking together at one of their homes. One friend takes out a bottle of Irish whiskey and asks the other, “Will you pour this bottle out on my grave if I die first?” His friend replies, “Do you mind if I pass it through my kidneys first?”


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Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.


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