Funny SMS

Funny SMS



A man who is just married is flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride is to accompany him the next day. When he gets there, he e-mails his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sends the e-mail, he mistypes the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the e-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints. Hearing her grandmother’s cry, the widow’s 18 year old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on, with a message that reads, “Dear love, I just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can’t wait to see you. Love, Me. P.S. Sure is hot down here.”


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Funny SMS



Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.


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Q: Why shouldn’t you make fun of a paleontologist?
A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.


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Whiteboards are remarkable.


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Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.


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