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Throwing acid is wrong, in some people’s eyes.

April 4, 2017 by Love Doctor Funny SMS 0

My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.

April 3, 2017 by Love Doctor Funny SMS 0

Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down.

March 31, 2017 by Love Doctor Funny SMS 0

If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees.

March 29, 2017 by Love Doctor Funny SMS 0

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

March 24, 2017 by Love Doctor Funny SMS 0