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Santa in the public toilet. An american went in and asked: Hi, how do you do ?
Santa replied: Oye ! It’s simple yaar, we open the zip and then do…!


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Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.


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Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.


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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


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I haven’t slept for three days, because that would be too long.


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