Funny SMS

Santa in the public toilet. An american went in and asked: Hi, how do you do ?
Santa replied: Oye ! It’s simple yaar, we open the zip and then do…!

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I haven’t slept for three days, because that would be too long.