Question & Answer SMS

Question & Answer SMS



Q: Why did Bank Of America want to return all the government bailout money ASAP?
A: Because they were upset at all the hidden fees!


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Q: How do you know when it’s time to get a new dishwasher?
A: When the old one expects you to “do your share”


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Q: How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
A: Give your wife a shovel.


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Man: “Hey baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman: “Do not enter.”


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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor


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