Question & Answer SMS

Question & Answer SMS



Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: “Put it on my bill.”


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Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry It!


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Q: How did Mitt Romney make hundreds of millions of dollars?
A: By turning $21 an hour jobs into $9 an hour jobs.


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Q: What’s the difference between your wife with PMS and a Pit Bull?
A: Lipstick.


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Q: What do corn use for money?
A: Corn “Bread.”


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