Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
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Q: Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one is not a nickel. What are they?
A: A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn’t a nickel.
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Q: Why does the pope still thinks he’s always right?
A: Because he has no wife to change his mind.
