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Q: What do you say to a lollipop when you throw it away?
A: “So long sucker!”
Q: What do you say to a lollipop when you throw it away?
A: “So long sucker!”
Q: What do a good employee and a husband have in common?
A: They’re always coming early.
Q: Why doesn’t Smokey the Bear have any kids?
A: Everytime his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
Q: How do you know Nadya Suleman’s (Octo-Mom) getting pretty desperate for money?
A: Four of her kids are already working for Nike!