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Q: What’s the difference between a husband and E.T.?
A: E.T. phones home.
Q: What’s the difference between a husband and E.T.?
A: E.T. phones home.
Q: What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
A: One’s a phony buck.
Q: How did Bernie Madoff get the idea for a ponzi scheme (where you use the money of new investors to pay off the older investors.)
A: Social Security!