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Q: Why did God make women?
A: You think he’s gonna wash the dishes?
Q: Why did God make women?
A: You think he’s gonna wash the dishes?
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a Leprechaun?
A: They’re always a little short.
Q: What do you find in between the couch?
A: M&M’s and fifty cent
Q: Why shouldn’t you lend a anthropologist money?
A: They consider a million years ago to be Recent.