Jokes

Jokes



Borrow money from a pessimist — they don’t expect it back.


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Jokes



After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”


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According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful.


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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.


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I said no to alcohol, but it never listened.


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