I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time,” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
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A guy walks into the doctor’s office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.
The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?”
The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.”
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What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!
