Love Quotes and Messages
Only dead fish go with the flow.
Playboy, speaking to a girl: “I want you to know that I value our relationship very much. In fact, I find you as my most favourite girlfriend.”
Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
How do you know that the driver driving toward you is a physicist?
He has a red sticker on his bumper, saying: “If this sticker is blue, you are driving too fast.”
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