Jokes

Jokes



Only dead fish go with the flow.


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Jokes



Playboy, speaking to a girl: “I want you to know that I value our relationship very much. In fact, I find you as my most favourite girlfriend.”


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Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.


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Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


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How do you know that the driver driving toward you is a physicist?

He has a red sticker on his bumper, saying: “If this sticker is blue, you are driving too fast.”


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