Q: What is Barack Obama’s new slogan in these tough times?
A: Spare Change You Can Believe In!
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Why aren’t there any asprins in the jungle?
Answer: Because the parrots eat them all!
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What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?
Miss her. Pity her.
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Why is a man like the weather?
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
