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This guy went to school and he asked
“May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, ” no not unless you say your abc’s.”
The guy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
The teacher asked “Where’s the p?
He replied, ” running down my leg!”


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Few women admit their age; few men act it.


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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.


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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.


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The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.


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