Jokes

Jokes



In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.


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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?


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What’s wrong with Lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else thinks they’re jokes.


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When is it a dinosaurs favourite day to eat?

Answer: Tuesday or Friday!


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Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.


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